“Can you believe that my guy talked me into posing in my crappy laundry room?” asked Savanna. “He said it would be too ordinary for me to pose in the bedroom or on a couch in the lounge, or even in the kitchen or bathroom. He said the readers wouldn’t care about the background when they got to see my bitchin’ bod (his words not mine), so I agreed. But it’s kinda hard to feel or act sexy around a washing machine and dryer. Okay, when I was a teenager, I let a guy do me while I was sitting on a washing machine while it was going. It was supposed to feel really good. He liked it. I didn’t.”