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Asian Anal Addicts

August 19th, 2007 by admin

The Whackman will have the pleasure of watching these Asian Anal Addicts swallow whole cocks with ease. Oral, anal, and threesomes are in The Whackman?s near future. These obedient oriental chicks better have a really tight asshole, because The Whackman wants to see how much they can take.

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A Japanese 20 year old decent looking slut named Yumi is dressed in pink slut attire and plays with her beat up twat after a brief interview. A dude joins in and tongue wrestles with her pussylips while another dude gets his cock sucked by Yumi. The tongue wrestler then thrusts her cunt while she continues to suck off the other dude. She is then doggystyled before sitting on dude. While on her back, her ass gets penetrated until she takes the moneyshot in her mouth from both dudes.

In scene 2, a small tittied acned up chick named Jenny keeps her mouth full of two dudes cock. She then gets plugged and her pimpled out ass turns The Whackman the hell off. She gets doggystyled by a brave lad and it looks like her acne is about to fucking pop. Jenny then rides one dude while keeping her mouth wrapped around the other dude?s cock. She gets back in doggystyle before lying on her back to get the dickens. Her bj?s are amateurish, but The Whackman has to give her credit for being a good sport and taking a cock up the crapper like a champ.

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A retarded looking Korean chick named Kimberly damn near made The Whackman throw up. Her deep throating was blow-up dollish and her dirty looking pussy needed a bic shaver. Dude spent a good time just playing with her twat and ?investigating? to make sure it was safe to go in. This 32 minute scene is a waste of film. The Whackman got up to make a fucking sandwich? skip this scene.

A Mexican-Filipina mixed named Lita chick closes the show. Her coned shaped tits are funny looking, but her backside deserves it?s props. Lita plays with herself for a short while before two dudes join in?one in her mouth while the other jabbing her cunt with cock. Then the dude fucking her puts it in the crapper whole and she requests it to get jammed harder?The Whackman appreciates her passion. Although she takes the anal assault well, she can?t suck a cock to match. She a receiver, not a giver?

Like typical Heatwave fashion, Asian Anal Addicts is a low budget motel 6 type of flick that didn?t have good looking chicks. The Whackman was very disappointed with the casting. With so many fine Asian chicks out there, Heatwave Entertainment needs to fire their fucking talent scout. Only 2 shots were fired off by The Whackman in a disappointing fashion.

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Loose Morals 3

August 19th, 2007 by admin

How far are these whores willing to go to satisfy The Whackman?s sexual appetite? Arrow?s Loose Morals 3 better define the term loose loosely?

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Scene 1 opens up with a chick interviewing the small chested average looking Julie Knight and Rick Masters. After the senseless interview, Rick eats Julie while she stands along a wall. Then, Julie slobs Rick?s johnson before sitting on top of it for a short period. Rick jams Julie doggy style and then flips her over on a chair and continues to stab that pussy in a steady pace while Julie shrieks. Julie gets in reverse cowgirl and takes it up the number 2 chute and Rick blasts her in the mouth with his liquids. So-so opening scene.

The dirty mouth European blonde slut Layla Jade and Fabio get it on in a warehouse in scene 2 after another dumb interview. Fabio munches on Layla?s cunt to start things out, and then Layla returns the favor by sucking Fabio off. Layla gets rammed from behind while leaning against a table, before getting on her back to take the continuous pounding. Layla finishes Fabio off by sitting on his cock and then takes a facial raining.

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In scene 3, milf looking Vicki Vogue and Guy DiSilva take the windy outdoor interview in stride before getting down. Guy tongues Vicki?s pussy and ass before Vicki consumes his cock. They lay on a picnic blanket in the grass and Guy sucks on Vicki?s toes before getting stroked by it. It was an oral display for damn near the whole scene. He finally plugs Vicki in the ass doggystyle, then Vicki rides him until Guy releases his juice on her toes. The Whackman was somewhat bored with this scene. Too much foreplay.

Benjamin Bratt and Tommy X double team a cute brunette with a tight frame?Lisa Marie. Finally, a slut up to The Whackman?s standards. Lisa performs like a pro with a cock in her mouth while she?s getting the business in her cunt from one of the other two dudes. Watching the obedient Lisa get overwhelmed turned The Whackman the fuck on as she got used and abused like the dirty little whore she is.

Loose Morals 3 is an average flick that didn?t really do much for The Whackman because of the poor camera work and shitty lighting. It was somewhat amateurish. However, The Whackman still managed to blow 4 loads of nutrients, with three healthy loads devoted to the closer, Ms. Lisa Marie.

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Gallery of Sin 5

August 19th, 2007 by admin

With the cops on her tail, a sexy young runaway seeks shelter in an abandoned art gallery. What she finds is a mysterious curator who helps paint a picture of her darkest, most perverse desires in Legend?s Gallery of Sin 5.

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Scene 1 opens up in a bar where dirty mouthed cunt Layla Jade and her stunning body get the cock treatment by a lucky bloke while everyone watches. Layla reverse cow girls her fuck buddy on top of the bar and her twat gets drilled. Layla then gets choked while in the doggystyle position before taking it up the number two hole while lying on her back. She gets drizzled on her pussy for a nice finish to the opening sex scene.

Scene 2 stars the picture perfect covergirl Hannah Harper and her puppet buddy. After cutting their puppet strings, they have real sex for the first time. Hannah wraps her beautiful mouth around the rock hard and slobs it down like a champ. Her twat and ass gets hurricane tongued before getting mutilated in multiple positions by her puppet counterpart?s cock. Hannah?s performance, like always, tingles the shit out of The Whackman.

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In scene 3, a cute faced brunette named Amytheist Stone gets startled in her bedroom by the boogeyman. But he is a ?boogie man? and just wants to dance and have fun. Amytheist sucks boogie man?s cock sensually before getting some good oral of her own. She then gets pounded while sitting her tight cunt on top of the boogie man; afterwards, lays on her back to continue the wear and tear. Amythiest finishes the boogie man by getting doggystyled in a tolerable ?no money shot? scene.

Next, an elevator ride with a girl next door looking Paris goes well for some lucky dude as she stops the ride and gets on her knees to do the due. After the slightly boring oral exchange, Paris gets slitted doggystyle while her small tits ripple. She then turns around to stand and face him, getting the healing her pussy is craving. Paris sits on his dick before tonsiling his cum to finish the scene.

The seductive brunette Flick Shagwell joins the beautiful Hannah Harper in a threesome with some fortunate chap. After warming him up, Hannah bounces on his cock while Flick gets her cunt licked. Then Flick takes it doggystyle while dildoing Hannah. Like a smart man, he doggystyles Hannah in the ass while Flick is underneath them both?dildoing Hannah in the pussy. Hannah took his juicy blast in the eye while his drips fell into Flicks mouth. Good ending.

Gallery of Sin 5 has a decent storyline, but definitely carries its weight through its ?sinful? display of sex scenes and The Whackman unloaded 7 full loads to the eye candied cast of women. That?s how you fucking cast a movie Legend?and always, always use Ms. Harper in more than one scene.

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The WhackMan Reviews: M.I.L.T.F. 3

August 19th, 2007 by admin

Heatwave Entertainment?s pissed The WhackMan off something fierce today with its MILTF 3, a milf genre ?film? that only serves to remind The WhackMan why The WhackMan truly only loves the young snatch.

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First up is the clown whore face painted Kat Kleevage and her massive fake tits. She sucks off Trent Tesoro fairly well and he fucks her all good and hard, but this old hammered bitch is so fugly that she looks like a goddamn tranny. The WhackMan could barely stay hard and barely managed to shoot one load here, mainly ?cause The WhackMan is a professional.

Scene 2 features Lizzy Liques and her sad, old deflated tits. Her and Mr. Pete?s fucking is rather dull, but Petey does give it to her hard at times, even going up her old crapper. You?re a trooper, Mr. Pete. The WhackMan has nothing but respect for you.

Scene 3 is kind of decent with Johnny Thrust takin? it to Bridgette Monroe, but her pierced clit, huge fake boobs and that stupid big tattoo on her back let The WhackMan know that this old bitches days in the business are numbered.

MILTF 3 then finishes up with Alex Rox fucking Danielle and her droopy tits. He gives her a pretty solid dicking and even fucks her ass, but all in all this old flick is as mediocre as they cum. The WhackMan was barely able to fire a load a scene.

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